odd sayings

We have a lot of odd sayings in English that we are supposed to understand. Some of these are ones that we know with odd twists at the end. I thought they were odd enough to be funny. I hope you enjoy them. I got them from The Google... odd sayings. enjoy



The early bird gets the worm. but the second mouse gets the cheese

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

If you are not makin' waves, you are not kickin' hard enough

Quantum Mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn'?

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk'?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice.

Energiser Bunny arrested. charged with battery

OK, so what's the speed of dark'?



God abides even in the oddest sayings of the world.
that's good news...
Bobbie Giltz McGarey
@2006